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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 10:23
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Catatonics & High Colonics
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
‘Dirty Dozen’ 2025: The 12 Most Contaminated Fruits and Vegetables - Food & Wine
Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So they tried
No way
So, the docs changed it to read
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why do people reject the usage of the Cursor IDE?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Just Forget it!
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Derek Jeter Shares Brutal Reality for Yankees After Dodgers Loss - Sports Illustrated
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
If you were president, how would you make America "great again?"
Loons and Moons
They put up a sign reading
Analysis & Anal Cysts
share office space ...
No go.
Still no good
Angelina Jolie’s Daughter Shiloh Debuts New Name for Choreography Work - Just Jared
Still no good.
Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
Ukraine Says It Attacked Crimean Bridge as Traffic Halted - Bloomberg.com
Thumbs down again.
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Then came..
How might an Indian girl respond to someone saying "I love you"?